russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work

“What?”

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

surfingteen:

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

30down30more:

my-body-not-yours:

corpsin123:

queen-of-the-osworld:

sollux-ampora:

sollux-ampora:

what if instead of text posts i just keysmashed and let my phone autocorrect it

Gucci semicircle tuna tuna tuna tuna ye yes Gucci Longboarding 

Ladies and gentlemen, the new single by Nicki Minaj.

I CAN’T BREATHE

HELP

oh my god

Oh my god

hobovampire:

faithsoprano:

I feel like sooner or later, everyone that’s ever joined Tumblr inevitably starts watching Supernatural.